Okays. I gots me quiz from . [link] <--Ze quiz. Cuz Shel was doing it, so ZOMGS, COPYCAT TIME! :B

So, characters now. Let's see... Psy, Dmitri, Fallout, Ian, Illuma, Inge. If you don't know who they are, then you phail (not really). But yeah, I'm too lazy to explain shit to people outside of mah friends. 8D OKAYS THEN.


BASICS

FULL NAME:
Psy: Daniel John Culloch. Psy is just an alias.. super-hero name... thing. Okay, yeah, it's kinda cheesey any way you put it. >>
Dmitri: Eh, there's a whole mess with going back through my father's father's father's names and it's fucking hard to remember... so just Dmitri. Oh, and call me Cupid and I'll stab you. :3
Fallout: None of your goddamn business.
Ian: Ian Skinner, 'least ways it is now.
Illuma: Casey Mitchell. :3
Inge: Inge Mengle. No relation to the sadist doctor. :\

MEANING: does it mean somethin in a diff language? how did you think of it?
Psy: Um... my parents named me? D: No idea what it means.
Dmitri: It's another form of Demitrius/Demeter. *shrug*
Fallout: WHAT did I just tell you? :\ As for the alias, I'm a terrorist. That's what I do. Kinda fits, despite the slight melodrama.
Ian: *shrug* Just liked it, I guess. Sounded common enough not to get picked out fer som'thin', but still memorable. ;o
Illuma: Um... I don't THINK it means anything. ^^ Not that I know of..
Inge: I hardly see how it's important. My parents likely had only asthetic in mind, not the meaning of the name.

NICKNAME:
Psy: Psy, I guess. Or, more annoyingly, Psycho Boy. -__-;
Dmitri: Cupid, Cuppiy, SpikeyHairMan. All irritating. Dx
Fallout: Just have the alias, as said.
Ian: Well, there was this 'un lass tha' liked callin' me Pookie 're som'in, bu' I ain't seen 'er in a while. Jus' as well, I 'sppose; she 'ad th' kinda voice tha' grated on th' ears, ye keen?
Illuma: Ill, or Case, or Cat-Cat (don't ask).
Inge: Don't have any, don't care to.

MEANING: how did the nickname come to be? etc etc
Psy: Well, um. oo I dunno, I guess all the superhero-y people do the secret identity thing. As for the Psycho Boy thing, most everyone seems convinced that I'm demented. *twitch* Liars, all of them.
Dmitri: Annoying hyenas and creeps in weird hats, that's how. ><
Fallout: Haven't you been listening? Dx
Ian: *shrug* Dunnae. She was a might queer, really..
Illuma: Ill an' Case are just short, and Cat-Cat's from a rather, ah, embarrassing incident at a Halloween party a couple years ago. >>'
Inge: N/A

AGE APPEARANCE:
Psy: Erm. I dunno, I'm 16 but I've had people tell me I look older.
Dmitri: The age I was when I (nearly) died, however old that was. Late twenties, I suppose. Thankfully, I don't look a few thousand years old. >_>
Fallout: Hard to tell with the scar tissue.
Ian: Somewhere between 15 an' 50, ftw. (At least I'm being consistent? x: )
Illuma: I guess I pretty much look my age, so 19.
Inge: Mid to late twenties.

BIRTHDAY:
Psy: December 3. Near Christmastime.. <3
Dmitri: Hell if I remember anymore.
Fallout: I can't quite recall. It's been so long since I ever celebrated it..
Ian: Uh.. Sum'time in summer, Ah think. *shrug*
Illuma: I don't really know, I'm afraid. Usually just go with January 1st.
Inge: I don't tend to keep track of such trivial things.

ASTROLOGICAL SIGN:
Psy: Um.. Pisces? Maybe it was Gemini... Honestly, I don't think I know.
Dmitri: Ugh, astrology? What a load of bull. *eyeroll*
Fallout: I have to agree with the Cupid pansy.
Dmitri: Hey! Dx
Ian: My whotnow? oo
Illuma: Well, if I go with Jan. 1, then I'd be Capricorn.
Inge: TRIVIIIAAALLL.

SPECIES:
Psy: Er, human? o_o What the hell.
Dmitri: Demi-god. Thing. >> Formly human.
Fallout: Human, despite genetic mutations.
Ian: 'uman.
Illuma: Some sort of alien. :'D I got kicked off my planet as an infant (wtf, Superman?), so here I am.
Inge: Human, you dolt.

GENDER:
Psy: I'm a guy, thank you. >>
Dmitri: Male. Don't believe what the nyphms say about it!
Fallout: Male.
Ian: PENIS, AHAH! >D
Illuma: Girl, kthnx, even though I get mistaken for a guy sometimes. >_>
Inge: Female, what's it to you?

ALLERGIES:
Psy: Cats and peanut. And any combinations of the two.
Dmitri: Don't have any.
Fallout: Used to be allegric to some pollens, but not any more.
Ian: None tha' I know uv..
Illuma: Haven't gotten it checked, but I don't think I have any. :3
Inge: None that I'm aware of.

SEXUAL PREFERANCE: straight, bi, gay, etc
Psy: STRAIGHT, goddamnit. D: Gay guys freak me out, no offense.
Dmitri: Er. >> Ambiguous? Bisexual, I suppose, if you insist on putting a label to it.
Fallout: Straight. *grumbles something about weird, hippy sexual deviants going about willy-nilly o_o*
Ian: Open minded!
Illuma: Straight. Mmmm, men. <3
Inge: Heterosexual.

THEME SONG(S):
Psy: The old Spiderman song, or so Syth says. o_o; I don't know.
Dmitri: Um... Tchaikovsky's Pathetique? Overdramatic, perhaps..
Fallout: ...What?
Ian: Sailor's an' pirate's songs, I 'sppose.
Illuma: Something by the Sex Pistols would be kickass. ;o
Inge: I don't see how this is relevent.

APPEARANCE

HAIR COLOR:
Psy: Blinding bright red. But NO, it's NOT dyed. Dx
Dmitri: Brown, bleached in the bangs
Fallout: Black, I think..
Ian: Brown
Illuma: Orangey-red
Inge: Brown, dyed blue stripe in the bangs

HAIR STYLE AND LENGTH: include bangs!
Psy: Pretty short, bangs are jaw length at the longest
Dmitri: Fauxhawk-ish. Haaair geeeellllll.
Fallout: Well, it's not.. quite.. there anymore. oo
Ian: Reaches just past his jaw; messy, kinda dirty (ew)
Illuma: Crazy curly, past shoulder length
Inge: About down to her shoulder blades when it's down, but usually keeps it up in a ponytail. Bangs are shorter and reach about to her earlobes.

EYES COLOR:
Psy: Black, except when he uses ze little mind control power thing. Then it turns green.
Dmitri: Brown. Not that interesting. *shrug*
Fallout: Uhh... Who the hell knows. o_o
Ian: Blue
Illuma: Greeeeeen!
Inge: Light blue

EYESIGHT:
Psy: Good, although the frequent lack of sleep does tend to cause hallucinations.
Dmitri: Needs reading glasses for really small text. Very godly, I know. *eyeroll*
Fallout: Excellent.
Ian: Good enough to captain a pirate ship. :B
Illuma: Great.
Inge: 20/20

HEIGHT:
Psy: Tallish. He's really skinny, so he looks a bit taller than he really is cuz he's lanky.
Dmitri: Just under 6 ft.
Fallout: Little above average; rather spidery in appearance.
Ian: Shortish. Not the most imposing stature for a pirate captain, admittedly...
Illuma: Kinda short, squat.
Inge: Average, I guess..?

WEIGHT:
Psy: Underweight. ._. *nervousfidget*
Dmitri: I dunno. How much do YOU think a pencil-pusher demi-god weighs? :B
Fallout: In the neighborhood of 150-160 lbs.
Ian: *shrug* Dunnae.
Illuma: About average. Havta excercise a lot, cuz I'll be damned if junk food isn't friggin tempting. >>
Inge: I beg your pardon? D<

OUTFIT/CLOTHING STYLE:
Psy: Um.. kinda plain, really. T-shirt and jeans usually.
Dmitri: Suits, sport coats, leather shoes. I don't dress down very often.
Fallout: Hazmat suit. :B Yep. Yay for government experiment things.
Ian: Whote'er's durable, I 'sppose. I lost me cap'n's coat thing, an' tha' was a shame. D:
Illuma: Goth/punk-ish.
Inge: Utilitarian

ABNORMALITIES(TAIL): AKA unnatural things
Psy: Well. I guess the whole psychokinetic power thing is a bit unnatural.. o_o
Dmitri: Those blasted feet wings. Dx
Fallout: Physical deformations as a result of mutations.
Ian: oo Tail? Whot 'bout me bum?
Illuma: Well, I only have six toes. :'D And no bellybutton.
Inge: Nothing, aside from a few piercings.

DISTINGUISHING MARKS(SCARS,MOLES): AKA natural things
Psy: Various scars. Nothing I'm too proud of. ._.
Dmitri: Would a tattoo be natural or unnatural? Oh well, whatever. I still don't know when or why I got the blasted thing.
Fallout: Scars? Oh, that's a laugh. The list would go on and on..
Ian: One scar aross th' left side'a me face. Not much, I 'sppose.
Illuma: None. I wanna get a tattoo sometime, though..
Inge: I was born with ichthyosis lamellaris. Doesn't ring a bell? Look it up, lazy bastards.

SELF CARE(MAKE UP): AKA how well do they care for themselves, brush hair, bathe, etc
Psy: Daily, more or less.
Dmitri: Pretty often; appearances are everything, after all.
Fallout: *shrug* There's a number of injections I need weekly.
Ian: .."Bathing"? o_O Whot is this "bathing"?
Illuma: ..Okay, ew. D: Unlike the above pirate, I bathe daily. I'm staying away from him, kthnx.
Inge: As often as is necessary.

FIRST IMPRESSION ON PEOPLE: what people thnk the first time they see your chara
Psy: ..He's creepy. D:
Dmitri: He doesn't LOOK like a god. :B
Fallout: ELEPHANT. HOCKEY PLAYER. ELEPHANT PLAYING HOCKEY.
Ian: Damn, he has an assload of sash-things around his waist.
Illuma: WTF's with her hair?? o_O
Inge: OMG, SHES A LEOPARD, HURR HURR.

SKIN COLOR:
Psy: Pale. uu Very pale.
Dmitri: Tanish. Kinda.
Fallout: Well, assumably pale. *shrug*
Ian: Tan.
Illuma: Fair, kinda freckly.
Inge: Somewhat dark, and of course with scales.

BODY TYPE/BUILD: buff? skinny? fat?
Psy: Skinny. D:
Dmitri: He's got SOME muscle to him. :B
Fallout: As said, spidery.
Ian: Pretty well built. He's a salior, after all.
Illuma: Toned, kinda rotund.
Inge: Fairly well muscled, somewhat masculine.

DEFAULT EXPRESSION: o_o, ^_^, -_-, etc
Psy: A tad nervous.
Dmitri: GRUMPEH SCOWL.
Fallout: O.O (gas mask. Yes.)
Ian: Suspicious grin oO
Illuma: Cheerful
Inge: Stoic

POSTURE:
Psy: Kinda slouchy. He tends to fidget, too.
Dmitri: Straight-backed, very professional.
Fallout: Hunched, walks with a bit of a limp.
Ian: Leans back slightly and sorta saunters everywhere he goes.
Illuma: Good posture; almost cockily confident
Inge: Perfect.

MEASUREMENTS(FEMALE ONLY): bust waist hips
Psy: ..Hey! NOT A GIRL, DAMNIT. Dx
Illuma: Suuuure you aren't. Big, not as big, big.
Inge: None of dein business. D<

PIERCINGS:
Psy: None.
Dmitri: Also none.
Fallout: Nope.
Ian: Pierced earlobes.
Illuma: Four in right ear, two in the left.
Inge: 2 piercings per ear, one in left eyebrow.

DESCRIBE THEIR VOICE:
Psy: Quiet, slightly gravelly, still cracks once in a while. His alternate personality, Damon, is characterized by a very deep, gravelly, rough tone of voice.
Dmitri: Somewhat deep; he covers up his Russian accents very carefully and very well, but it sometimes reemerges when he's angry.
Fallout: Rough, raspy, and disjointed, mostly due to the restraints of the gas mask.
Ian: Limey. His voice is normally kinda rough, but can sound very smooth and deliberate when he wants to.
Illuma: A bit lower and more masculine than most girls' voices, corresponding to her tomboyish personality.
Inge: Flat, blunt, direct, precise, deliberate. Strong German accent, and often mixes German with English when speaking.


RELATIONSHIPS

MOM: her name
HOW WELL DO THEY GET ALONG:
Psy: Marie .o. We get along well mostly. Mostly. I don't think the therapists know what they're talking about though...
Dmitri: Pfft, can't remember, no idea. :\
Fallout: None of your business.
Ian: 'fraid I dunnae whot 'appened to her, bless 'er soul.
Illuma: Never really knew her. *shrug*
Inge: Heidi; ve got along perfectly.

DAD: his name
HOW WELL DO THEY GET ALONG:
Psy: John, hence my middle name. We've had some... difficulties.
Dmitri: Nope, not a hint of a memory here.
Fallout: Once AGAIN...
Ian: Dead. An' damned if I don' miss 'im..
Illuma: See what I said above.
Inge: Johannes, and not zo vell.

SIBLINGS: their names
HOW WELL DO THEY GET ALONG:
Psy: None, although I always kinda wanted a brother.
Dmitri: Stiiiiiilll nothin'.
Fallout: Take a wild guess.
Ian: Fuck, at least five. One older brother, th' rest of 'em younger 'an me. 'fraid I can't remember all their names, though.
Illuma: Maybe. I dunno. >o>
Inge: Ein younger bruder, Johannes Jr. Ve had our arguments, but generally es ist gut.

CHILDREN: their names
HOW WELL DO THEY GET ALONG:
Psy: O_O Um.. no. No.
Dmitri: None. That I know of. >>
Fallout: ...His name would have been Jack.
Ian: Er. I don't THINK there're any..
Illuma: Nope. :B
Inge: Nein.

OTHER FAMILY MEMBERS: names and who they are
Eh. Not really applicable to anyone. :B

PAST LOVA(S):
Psy: Er. *blush* Nobody.
Dmitri: There was someone long ago--but I've lost nearly all memory of her now. Then there's Culliver, but that's.. complicated.
Fallout: Nosy, aren't you?
Ian: Eh. I lose count.
Illuma: Mmm, I've had few boyfriends. None of 'em have worked out really well so far, though.
Inge: Was ist das "lova"??

CURRENT LOVA:
Psy: Circulit. <33
Dmitri: Hera, but it's purely physical. *shrug* I don't doubt that she's probably just using me to make someone or other jealous, but the sex isn't bad.
Fallout: Nobody. Big surprise.
Ian: Eh, not anyone, really. Tryin' t' work out this mess wit' th' mutiny mess an' bein' stuck on this Fey lass's ship, aye.
Illuma: Single. Looking. ;3;
Inge: Single. NOT looking. D< So stop hitting on me already, Jericho.



Oooookay, sleepiness. @@ Gunna finish this later, bwaha.

Hokays. :B QUEEZ. OH YA. Stolen from . Who stole it from someone else. Cuz... I dunno. Yeah, anyway, moving on now. :'D.


1. Lucy
2. Psy
3. Saph [Crow's/Shel's pirate-ish character. Not REALLY a pirate, but... Shut up.]
4. Shard [Clancy's supah hero person. o: With icy-ness SUPAH POWAHS!]
5. Cain [Shel's character. He's an unwilling villian-midget. ..What? >>]
6. Keroth [Clancy's fairybo-- I mean. Hero. >> <<]
7. Naught
8. Cupid Stand-in/Dmitri
9. Tarzan [...Not my fault. Entirely.]
10. Schon


What would you do if...

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Start smacking him with a cross. AWAY, VILE DEMON-THING!

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?
Run. Run far, far away. And then vomit. :3

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? (You forgot to lock the door.)
Stare in utter confusion as he runs off in terror and starts praying God for forgiveness? o_o;

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Be highly disturbed. And wonder when the hell Shard got a sex change. And where the hell she MET him. o_o

5 cooked you dinner?
...Give him cookies. D: Cuz that would either be very cute, very disturbing, or both.

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Find a way to dye his wings pink. And draw a Sharpie mustache on him.

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
I'd be jealous that he got creepyass eyes and I didn't. oo How dare he.

8 got into the hospital somehow?
Point and laugh. Loudly.

9 made fun of your friends?
Distract him with a banana.

10 ignored you all the time?
You mean he doesn't already? O_o


What would they do under the following circumstances?

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Possibly spear them over his scary antlers. Cuz he can do that.

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Give me a bandaid and go off to snog his girlfriend. Cuz he's AMAZING like that.

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
Um... A Rosary? Frankly, I don't think he'd give up his rum either. :B

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Freeze the house. Then realize that doesn't really help, cuz now I'm just frozen. O:

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarassed. What will 5 do?
Nothing. He's buried in the cookies from question 5. D:

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?
First of all: EW. EWEWEWEWEWEEEWWWWW! And Keroth's reaction: "I'm going to take a shower!" [With profuse apologies to Clancy. o_o Again.]

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Juggling. o_o It's the thought that counts.

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?
Offer me vodka. But then I'd be like, ew no, and he'd be like, pfft whatev biatch, and then we'd all form a conga line.

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?
Bananas. LOTS of bananas.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Ignore me and run away as I pass out from lack of oxygen, cuz he was late for his mani-peti appointment as it was.


Relationship part

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
He has the most amazing way of putting on his magically-mallcore-goth lipstick? o__o
He wouldn't be. D: Bottom line.

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
I'd be fucking confused as to why everyone in the Regiment is suddenly lusting after the ape man. o_O It's the bananas, isn't it?

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
Possibly not. o_o They'll probably wonder why, if you squint and tilt your head to the side, it looks almost like he has boobs. *Shot. In the face. Twice.*

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
I thought she was already marrying him. o_o This quiz does not stick to continuity. :B *smack'd* RIGHT! Uhm. Psy/Numbah 2 would totally be pissed at her, and they'd get into a cat fight. And Tarzan would be like, "Hey, there's plenty o' smexeh ape man to go around. ;O" And then they'd both be like, "Bitch, I ain't doin' no threesome. O<" And then...

Conga line.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
God, I hope not. o_o As if the poor little midget needs as more reason to be traumatized.

6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?
Pray to god that Tarzan is not one of those broken hearts.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Well, your hair ain't that great either, boyo, so you can cram it. :B

Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?
Firstly, be fucking horrified that he got a sex change. O: Then, I'd tell him, he's not going to get a boyfriend because A) he's a workaholic with no life and B) the boyfriend he DID have went off to heaven severely pissed at him cuz he's afraid of commitment.

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses you his love by sending an e-mail. Now What?
Why the hell is there a computer in the jungle?! D: ...Oh, and Psy and Shard aren't gunna be happy about this. I mean, Psy's emo enough as it is, and now they're gunna have to call off the wedding, and Shard'll have to move in with Circ til she's gotten her life back together cuz c'mon. HARSH. O_o
And I'd be terrified, by the way. If he was the lord of the DRAPES, maybe, but Apes? Far too hairy.

You spot 10 kissing number 1. How do you react?
...Schon, stop being a prostitute. D: Your boyfriend's gunna kill you. Then make you sleep on the couch again. In that order.


Friendship part


Could 1 and 6 be soulmates?
If Keroth suddenly developed an affinity for the goth subculture, sure. o_o Why not.

Would number 2 trust number 5?
Nah. Chronic paranoia's a bitch like that.

Number 3 wants to go shopping, will 7 come along?
If he was sober and not being blackmailed or threatened? Never in a million years. O: Cuz MANLY MEN don't like shopping. *snort* ...*shot*

Number 4 is bored and pokes number 10. What happens after that?
He seduces her boyfriend in revenge.

...No, really.

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Interprative dance. Don't question it.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?
Something burnt to a very, very black crisp. And waffles.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
Lord of the Drapes, and his second in command, Lord of the Tallness.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
Nope. No it isn't. And hair gel will not, I repeat will NOT, make it better.

9 sketches what 6's perfect boyfriend should look like. Will 6 be happy?
At first he'll be highly confused and insulted as to why the Lord of the Ape Drapes assumed he's gay, then just confused when the sketch is of a banana flinging poo.

10 and 8 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
The fact that they both have Two of a Kind (that Mary Kate and Ashley show from way back? Before they became total sluts? Remember that? ...No? Be glad then.) as one of their top guilty pleasures.


What would happen if

1 accidentally kicked 10?
He'd cry for a bit, then get his older brother to beat up the creepy goth kid.

2 sent 9 an e-mail that was meant for his girlfriend?
Tarzan would wonder why Psy was breaking up with him to lust after an Ape Man.

...*shot*

4 and 7 discovered they made love while being drunk?
He'd start like. Hyperventaliating or something. o_o And she'd get her ass hauled off to court for statutory rape charges. : D

5 and 6 did a work-out together?
Everyone would be amazed at the success of the Superhero and Supervillian Unity Gym and Community Center.

6 noticed he wasn't invited for your birthday?
Please refer to Shel's answer for this question. With more profuse apologies to Clanc'.

7 won the lottery?
He'd totally move to Malibu. >_> Gods, I dunno. Hire a few mercenaries to get rid of evil King Whats-His-Name and get the other gypsies back?

8 had quite a big secret?
Not even he would know it, in all likelihood. :B Memory loss sucks like that.

9 became a singer?
American Idol would reach an all new level of suckage.

10 got a daughter?
Rue would be pissed. Eternally. And the orphange would have a new addition. >>'


Last part!

What would 1 think of 2?
He's too quiet, kind of a wimp, and he'd be able to pull off the googles thing better if he had a lip ring.

What would 2 find weird about 3?
The boobs. The boobs tend to do that. :B

How would 3 greet 4?
Possibly smack her with a cross for her demonic ears.

What would 4 envy about 5?
Um... His shiny, silky smooth hair? o_o

What dream would 5 have about 6?
Some kind of nightmare. Possibly having to do with the trauma of kissing the Fairyboy.

What do 6 and 7 have in common?
They both like grapes. >> << Or at least they SHOULD.

What would make 7 angry at 8?
The fact that he's not freakishly tall. Or his hair that's so spikey you could hunt deer with it. Whichever.

Where would 8 meet 9?
At Starbucks. Ever since the wedding got called off and that creepy redhaired kid started stalking him, Tarzan's been feeling a bit emo. So he thought he'd buy some hornrimmed glasses and find some adequate surroundings. Dmitri's just a coffee addict. Even though he has a pair of hornrimmed glasses somewhere too.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
That, omigawd, that shirt TOTALLY does NOT go with those shoes, girl-frieeeennd! :B

What would make 10 scared of 1?
Penis piercings. That's all I have to say.



...Okay. Now then. If you read through all of that, you must be INCREDIBLY BORED! o: NOW GO DO SOMETHING MORE CONSTRUCTIVE WITH YOUR TIME!