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Wut.

Mon Mar 30, 2009, 9:08 PM
  • Mood: Stupefied
  • Listening to: NIN
  • Reading: The Things They Carried
  • Watching: Simpsons
  • Playing: KH: Chain of Memories
  • Eating: easter candy
  • Drinking: chai <3
Y'know what sucks about writing a paper on a book you really love?
Well, I'm writing my senior lit paper on Tim O'Brien's The Things They Carried, and every time I flip around for a specific quote, I end up just reading, and then half an hour later it occurs to me... what the fuck was I looking for again?

Anyway.
I'm just farting around and being lazy.
(back to works :B)

For the millionth time...

Fri Jan 2, 2009, 2:33 PM
  • Mood: Questionable
  • Listening to: Led Zepp
  • Reading: Blaze
  • Watching: Wall-E
  • Playing: Ratchet & Clank: Size Matters
  • Eating: air
  • Drinking: chai <3
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

Oh yes. I went there.

So, uh, resolutions. Here goes. In '09 I'mma:

-get my @&$!# driver's license
-clear out as much of my useless crap as possible
-make better arts! >:[
-get in to KCAI
-find moneys to pay for KCAI

I wiiiillll! I swear I will. ;___;
Ok, I'mma go work on dat nows.
:heart:

whut u say + silliness

Sat Nov 22, 2008, 12:07 PM
  • Mood: Pirate
  • Listening to: PSY. YOU BET.
  • Reading: Duma Key
  • Watching: The Black Cauldron
  • Eating: cheese zits
  • Drinking: caw-fee
Sup guise. Hope life's treating everyone well. :)

So. Writing this poem for my English class. It's in sestina form, which I had never heard of before this, and it's made of madness. So far I kinda like the result, although it's fairly GR DA WORLD SUX IM A WHINY LIL EMO GRRRRR. But uh. Y'know.
High school poetry. LAFF.

Anyway.
Might post some stuff of very minor importance later this weekend. ;B Whewt.

editz:
So hey. Clicks so mah lil pixel dragons don't die? xD
[link]

WAAAAHHmbulance

Tue Oct 14, 2008, 8:05 PM
  • Mood: Grouchy
  • Listening to: shuffle
  • Reading: Duma Key
  • Watching: hellraiser
  • Eating: cheezits
  • Drinking: tooth rotting
Blah blah blah.


I angst over angst. Is that weird? I get pissed at myself whenever I start getting wanksty. Like bang my skull against a concrete wall pissed.
It doesn't help the teen wankst problem much, in case you were wondering.

But why not? Is there any cliche more awful and annoying than the artsy, pretentious, disillusioned youth? Excepting the two-faced politician and the reptilian lawyer, I'm hard pressed to think of any.

I haven't done or created anything particularly original. Alexander conquered the known world in thirteen years, by age 32. Split the difference, him and me, fifteen years. I'm behind. The oh-so-PC "just do your personal best" is bullshit. If we don't, won't, aspire to greatness, why the hell bother at all?

Devious Journal Entry

Wed Sep 10, 2008, 4:07 PM
  • Mood: Peaceful
  • Listening to: NIN
  • Reading: Duma Key
  • Watching: youtube poop
  • Eating: candah
  • Drinking: pomegranite juice
Still haven't decided the last third of the Axis of Evil.
Have a quiz in the meantime.


1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"...ferocious of the imperial troops. But this had been only a single tribe." -Persian Fire - Tom Holland (lawl, history)

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
Victor, my cello, his in case.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Project Runway, I think. >>

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
6.55 pm

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6.52 pm; close! :B

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Peoples talking downstairs, and my ceiling fan going.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
About four hours, went to go get the mail.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Shel, talking to me on MSN messenger. :B

9. What are you wearing?
Grey tshirt, black jeans, and blue socks with WIDDLE KITTEHS ON DEM. C8

10. Did you dream last night?
Probably. Don't remember it, though. >>

11. When did you last laugh?
Talkin' to Shel. <3 ilu.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
Green paint, various framed pictures, my Metropolis poster, and my Beatles poster, a dry erase marker board, and a bulletin board.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Funny you should ask. 8D [link]

14. What do you think of this quiz?
It's rather silly. Good for wasting tiemz. 8)

15. What is the last film you saw?
Oliver and Company <3

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I would hire someone to help me with my taxes. Wtf.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
HR Giger is the sexiest person ever. And everyone is entitled to my opinion on that issue.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Religious war. Just knock it off.

19. Do you like to dance?
Yes. Badly. *Caucasian rhythm disorder!*

20. George Bush:
Not the best, but not the worst, as presidents go. I'm interested to see how history remembers him.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Johnny.
Don't question my methods.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
OPTIMUS PRIME. OPTIMUS FUCKIN' PRIME.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
A LOT. 8[ I think it'd be nifty to live in Germany or Switzerland for a while.
I just need to stop being a dumbass and the learn a bit more of the language. >__>

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
HAHA, GOTCHA BITCH!

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